1 00:00:03,586 --> 00:00:04,879 - Got to clear out this cabinet, people. 2 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:07,007 A lot of these are dead accounts. 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,675 "Scranton Mimeograph Corp"? 4 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,218 I don't think we're doing business 5 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:11,594 with them anytime soon. 6 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,680 That's odd. 7 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,182 A letter from Robert Dunder. 8 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:18,309 "A valuable artifact has come into my possession. 9 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,937 "I have hidden it until such time as a person 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,065 "of strong intellect may safely recover it. 11 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,568 "This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical 12 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,403 and religious significance." 13 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,615 The Holy Grail. 14 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:35,035 - Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail? 15 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,621 - I think I'm a little too busy these days to s-- 16 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,498 Oh, my God. 17 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,460 I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail. 18 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,462 The Dunder Code! 19 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,423 I completely forgot about that prank. 20 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:50,550 That had to be, like, six or seven years ago. 21 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,761 Stayed late every night for a month. 22 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,013 Had a lot more free time back then. 23 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,223 - I don't get it. - Aha! 24 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:59,267 A lightbulb. 25 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,727 - Lightbul-- - A lightbulb! 26 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,979 Okay. Okay. 27 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,690 Invisible ink. 28 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,442 - Whoa. 29 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:10,320 - "Higher than numbers go." 30 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,530 The ceiling above accounting! 31 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,157 - Dwight! Down, Dwight! 32 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,492 Dwight! 33 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,869 - Man, I wish I was there to see his face 34 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:21,164 when he gets to the end and finds the... fake grail? 35 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,957 No grail? 36 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,876 - You don't remember? - I don't. 37 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,212 - An X. 38 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:30,048 - Annex. It must open something in the annex. 39 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,217 - [gasps] - Oh. 40 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,136 - Whoa. 41 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,014 - "Sedes Introiti." 42 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,974 Seat of entrance. 43 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,310 [shouts] 44 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,439 - [gasps] 45 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:47,482 - What? - What? 46 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,234 - That's a flush. 47 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,447 all: The warehouse! 48 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,039 - There's nothing down here. 49 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,083 - Oh, I expected more from young Halpert. 50 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,836 - Let's just forget it. 51 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,171 Forget it. 52 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,886 [cheerful music] 53 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:23,143 ? ? 54 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,603 {\an8}- So how are we getting on 55 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,940 {\an8}with our grand social-media initiative? 56 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:32,027 {\an8}- Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy 57 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,112 {\an8}named Derek McBlack. - Wow. 58 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,740 {\an8}- It's just Pete in sunglasses. - Oh. 59 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,576 {\an8}- And then we had him "like" Dunder Mifflin. 60 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,370 {\an8}- Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, 61 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,914 {\an8}and we had all of them "like" Derek's "likes." 62 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,667 {\an8}- So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, 63 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,794 {\an8}but we think this is the start of something big. 64 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,212 {\an8}- You two are geniuses. 65 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,341 {\an8}And I am a genius putting you two together. 66 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,592 {\an8}- All right. 67 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,302 {\an8}- When I joined Dunder Mifflin, 68 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,263 {\an8}their Web presence wasn't the greatest. 69 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,767 {\an8}So I created a youth task force... 70 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:06,019 {\an8}Erin and Pete. 71 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,979 {\an8}- Things were a little weird with Erin for a while, 72 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:10,231 {\an8}but now we're back to how we were in the good old days-- 73 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,233 {\an8}you know, like, October. 74 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,110 {\an8}- Pete and I work well together-- 75 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,363 {\an8}not that there's anything special about Pete. 76 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,406 {\an8}It could be any guy... or girl-- 77 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,991 {\an8}not that I'm into girls. 78 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,409 {\an8}Not that I'm into Pete. 79 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,786 {\an8}Ugh, what was the question? 80 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,245 {\an8}[indistinct chatter] 81 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,455 {\an8}- Hey. - Hey, Jim. 82 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,165 {\an8}Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital 83 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,417 {\an8}requested a meeting at lunch. - Okay. 84 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,252 {\an8}Can we keep it on the early side, though? 85 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,587 {\an8}I got that thing in Scranton later. 86 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,422 {\an8}- Oh, sure. - No problem. 87 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,466 {\an8}- Cece's ballet recital is today. 88 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,176 {\an8}I cannot wait. 89 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,886 {\an8}I've been working with her on her move. 90 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,680 {\an8}It's called the Cece Spin and Kiss. 91 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,890 {\an8}Do you want to see it? It's kind of like this. 92 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,936 {\an8}It's pretty cute, right? 93 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,149 {\an8}- Pfft, "Athlead"? 94 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,484 {\an8}Please. 95 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,487 {\an8}They're too lazy to call it "Athletes Lead"? 96 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,989 {\an8}[scoffs] Jim should just call it "Stumpany," 97 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,158 {\an8}for "Stupid Company." 98 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,868 {\an8}- Nothing stupid about working for yourself, 99 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,662 {\an8}hanging out with pro athletes, 100 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:06,996 {\an8}getting free tickets to the games. 101 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,123 {\an8}That's why I'm doing it. 102 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,041 {\an8}- You're working for "Stumpany," too? 103 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,167 {\an8}- Yeah, just weekends for now, 104 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,877 {\an8}but pretty soon I'm switching over. 105 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,671 {\an8}- What? - Yep. 106 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,923 {\an8}- Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea? 107 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,050 {\an8}First you jump ship, now you're stealing Darryl, too? 108 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,760 {\an8}When will it end? 109 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,346 {\an8}- Well, take your worst fear and multiply it by infinity. 110 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,473 {\an8}- You won't stop until you've poached us all. 111 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,184 {\an8}- Yeah. Even you. - No. 112 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,104 {\an8}I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me. 113 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,647 {\an8}- Bye, Dwight. 114 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,235 {\an8}How are you? Good to see you. - Thank you. 115 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,154 {\an8}- Uh-uh, that ain't happening. 116 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,156 {\an8}You steal one of mama bear's cubs, 117 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,700 {\an8}mama bear is gonna take you out. 118 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,619 {\an8}Sorry, can I do that over again 119 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:49,080 {\an8}and say "papa bear"? 120 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,753 - Oh, hey, Nell. 121 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,845 Nellie and I, uh... 122 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:06,556 totally kissed at the Christmas party. 123 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,891 - No way. - Yeah. 124 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:09,059 - On the lips? 125 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,894 - Yeah, on the lips, lips on lips. 126 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:12,395 - Nice. 127 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,357 - Let me know if you hear people talking. 128 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,858 - Right on. 129 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,863 - Hey, Angela? 130 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:23,239 Did you hear 131 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,116 about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? 132 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,659 - Ooh, I haven't heard it. 133 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,328 So what about 134 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,914 the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? 135 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,082 Potato? 136 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:34,501 - Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke. 137 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,545 Angela's husband put me up for a--um, just never mind. 138 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,047 - I have no information. 139 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,965 But I'm sure as soon as they know, 140 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,217 they'll call you. 141 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,052 - Senator Lipton helped me submit my design 142 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,970 for a new mural on a building downtown. 143 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,014 Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. 144 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,100 But, you know, let's be realistic. 145 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,143 There are a ton of great artists in Scranton 146 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,687 with way more experience. 147 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,647 I mean, who are they gonna go with-- 148 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:59,609 some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb? 149 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,404 Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital. 150 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,656 - Aw. 151 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,117 - Did I tell you that I was a child dancer? 152 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,077 En pointe by age two. 153 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,079 It permanently stunted my foot growth. 154 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,497 - It's true. 155 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,874 I can fit her whole shoe all the way in my mouth. 156 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,502 - Oh, Kevin. [chuckles] 157 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,005 - Want to see? - No. 158 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,214 - Hey, everybody. 159 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,009 Uh, coffee order is going around--on me. 160 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,094 Just sign your name below. [all murmur] 161 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,262 You're welcome. - Wait. 162 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,015 This says "Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge"? 163 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,100 - This--uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? 164 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,935 You got it. Just sign your name below. 165 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,645 Whatever you want. - "Loyalty Pledge"? 166 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,439 - Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting. 167 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,315 I'm getting all my work done here. 168 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,693 No customers have complained. Nobody even knows. 169 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,986 - Yeah, we'll see about that. 170 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,863 And I will not stop overreacting. 171 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,406 It's the secret to my success. 172 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,283 - About this coffee order you're buying, 173 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:50,660 can we bet muffins instead or pizza? 174 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,996 I guess what I'm really asking is, 175 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:57,542 how many pizza per persons can we get on this coffee order? 176 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,252 Is three too many? 177 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:00,795 [door rattles] 178 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,380 - Bust out your complaint files. 179 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,215 I need everything you've got on Darryl 180 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,217 since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. 181 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,386 Break it down by keyword, okay? 182 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,138 "Infuriating, irresponsible"... 183 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,265 - They got us set up with Windows 95, 184 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,143 so you're kind of dreaming here. 185 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,979 - Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out. 186 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:24,819 [printer beeping, whirring] 187 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:29,741 [printer whirring loudly] 188 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,286 - If you're not into efficiency 189 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,163 or the quality of your printing, 190 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,165 the dot matrix printer is the way to go. 191 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,167 [printer whirs loudly] They actually don't make 192 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,211 the paper for the dot matrix printer anymore, 193 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,213 but we have a surplus of it in the warehouse, 194 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,799 so I get to keep living this dream every day. 195 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,884 - Hey, Cece, Daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight 196 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,302 after he comes to your recital. 197 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,262 Are you excited? - Yeah. 198 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:52,681 - Let's call him. 199 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,975 [line trilling] 200 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,353 - Hey. I was just about to call you. 201 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,313 - Hey, hon, are you close? 202 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,649 - I am still in Philly, actually. 203 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,526 - What? - It's insane. 204 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,611 This huge investor got cold feet, 205 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,488 so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board. 206 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,740 The whole thing is a freaking cluster-- 207 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,534 - Cece's here. - Party. 208 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:13,952 Hey, sweetheart. 209 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:15,829 Can you believe it? I'm at a cluster party. 210 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,039 - Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, 211 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,582 when you knew you weren't gonna make it. 212 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,042 - Pam, I couldn't get out. 213 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,211 I barely made it out just to make this phone call. 214 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,714 - I want Daddy. - You're gonna do great. 215 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,507 And you know what? Mommy's gonna record it. 216 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:28,842 So we'll watch it together. 217 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,302 Do you mind doing that, Pam? - Of course. 218 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,888 - Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone? 219 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,807 - Yes, Jim, I think I know 220 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,642 how to point a rectangle at something. 221 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,602 - Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes 222 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,187 you're not the best with the phone. 223 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,481 - I know how to operate my phone, okay? 224 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:46,067 Listen, we're getting close. We will talk to you later. 225 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:47,527 Say "bye, Daddy." 226 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:51,072 - Bye, Daddy. - Bye. 227 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:53,283 Yep. See, you still got to press "end," Pam. 228 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,286 - Press "end." 229 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,455 - Oh, check it out. This is our first real "like." 230 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,789 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh! 231 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,624 - All right, Alan Olifson from North Dakota. 232 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,252 He also likes Hammermill and Georgia Pacific. 233 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,379 - Wow. That guy's really into paper. 234 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,715 - Yeah. - Well done, you two. 235 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:09,966 - We did it. 236 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,468 Youth task force forever. - Yes. 237 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,303 Bup, bup, bup, bap. 238 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,971 And then--oh, wait. 239 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,639 - No, you go-- - Did I--is that you? 240 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,308 - You go first, and then it's a left turn. 241 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,893 - No, you go--okay. All right, all right. 242 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,853 Okay, start over. - You always mess up. 243 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,688 - Oh, Meredith! 244 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,940 I am so sorry. Are you okay? 245 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,484 - Yeah. No, that was a good shot-- 246 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,027 right in the bread basket. 247 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,196 I got to recruit you for my roller-derby team-- 248 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,447 [bleep] on Wheels. 249 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,202 - Oh, God. Andy has just started to be nice to me, 250 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,162 and now I've sent his girlfriend into the arms 251 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,497 of a younger man. 252 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,541 And I CC'd him on every incriminating memo. 253 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,877 "Pete and Erin, don't hold back. 254 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,546 "Our social-media presence should be hot, hot, hot. 255 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,964 Go at it vigorously." 256 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:53,176 I did everything but unzip their pants for them. 257 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,387 Oh, God, Nellie. 258 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,060 Oh! [groans] 259 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,312 - Nice! You took that hit like a beast. 260 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,939 Come up with your own derby name. 261 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,607 I'm [bleep]-chocula. 262 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,654 [indistinct chatter] 263 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,991 - Hey, Mom. - Hi, honey. 264 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,451 - Sorry. - It's okay. 265 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,830 - Oh, um, Jim's not coming. - What? 266 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,040 Hard saving two seats. 267 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,167 - I thought you said she had a husband coming. 268 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,711 - That's what she told me, so... 269 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,838 Where's Jim? - Can't make it. 270 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,381 - Well, I made my husband stand in back 271 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,049 because there weren't enough seats. 272 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,676 - Okay, well, I guess we have a free seat now. 273 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,177 - Well, no, no, no, that's okay. 274 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,762 I don't want him clomping through the row 275 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,514 now that everyone's sitting-- it's rude. 276 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,558 - Well, Jim promised me he was coming, and now-- 277 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,435 - Excuse me, do you plan on sitting when the show starts? 278 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,020 - Yeah. - Don't count on it. 279 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,563 - I'm sitting. I'm sitting. Sorry. 280 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,732 - [sighs] 281 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,151 [door closes] 282 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,778 - Mr. Romanko? Are you okay? 283 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,614 I'm so sorry that you felt the need to come in today. 284 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,242 - I didn't. You called, but it's such a small matter-- 285 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,536 - Shh. Okay. No, hey, there are no small matters 286 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,038 when it comes to customer loyalty. 287 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,748 We take that very seriously. 288 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,708 Emergency conference room meeting, everyone! 289 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,209 Darryl, let's move! - Well, I-- 290 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,753 - I hope you have nothing planned 291 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,504 for the rest of the afternoon. - Actually, I do. I've got-- 292 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,089 - Irate customer coming through! 293 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,924 Come on, conference room, everybody! Let's go! 294 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,551 - What are you doing? - Let's move. 295 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,553 Come on, everybody, let's go. Darryl. 296 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,389 This man is livid. Let's go. Let's go. 297 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:29,064 - Okay. Guys, conference room meeting. 298 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,608 - Again. 299 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,277 - Ooh, Toby. - Nellie, hey. 300 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,696 - Hello. Just the person-- - How's it going? 301 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:40,825 - All right. Well, I need your human resources guidance. 302 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,203 Um... - Okay. 303 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,080 - [chuckles] I don't want to name names, 304 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,040 but I am aware 305 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,584 of an inappropriate relationship in the office. 306 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,169 - You are, are you? 307 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,962 - Mm, yes. - [scoffs] 308 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,090 Is it... 309 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,299 naughty? 310 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,301 - Yes. Yes, I suppose it is. 311 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,470 Um, and I was just wondering if I should, um-- 312 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,597 if I should do something. 313 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:05,100 - Do everything. 314 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,560 - Right. 315 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,771 - [groans] [door opens] 316 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,942 [door closes] 317 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,657 - Welcome, moms, dads, and friends. 318 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,117 Your little ladybug ballerinas 319 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,868 are backstage getting ready now. 320 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,328 - [whispering] You know what? 321 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,205 I'm gonna go up front and get a better shot. 322 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,957 - They've been working really hard on these routines, 323 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,834 so, please, feel free to show them your love and support 324 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,377 with your applause. 325 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,295 After the concert, we'll have lemonade in the back, 326 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,047 along with sugar-free sugar cookies, 327 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,882 made by Dylan's mommies. 328 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,468 - [whispering] Hey, um, I'm sorry. 329 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,262 Would any of you be willing to trade sea-- 330 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,430 - Shh. - Okay, I know. 331 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,473 Would you be able to trade seats? 332 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,559 Because my husband couldn't be here, and I'm just-- 333 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,728 I'm trying to record the thing for him. 334 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,688 - Okay. - Oh, thank you. 335 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,148 - Why? 336 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,482 - Shh. 337 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,317 The lady has to get her perfect shot, 338 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,194 so we all have to be uncomfortable. 339 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,156 [sighs, grunts] 340 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:04,659 - "Customer loyalty." 341 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,911 What is it? 342 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,913 Can you hold it in your hand? 343 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,832 Can you nudge it with your finger? 344 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,459 Can you dump it on a woman? 345 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,918 No. 346 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,920 Why? Because it's an idea. 347 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,630 But what does it mean? 348 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,507 - Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich 349 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,052 after you've already eaten ten sandwiches. 350 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,720 - Not even close. 351 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,473 Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years. 352 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,641 He came in today in a rage. 353 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,310 Why? Because of Darryl. 354 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:34,522 Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects 355 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,068 and needs to remember his first priority-- 356 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,277 the client. 357 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,071 - I wouldn't say a rage. 358 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,740 - Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, 359 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,825 but two of our trucks were down for repairs. 360 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,660 It's very unlikely it would happen again. 361 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,162 - Thank you. Thank you. 362 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,456 - No, you're not going anywhere, okay? 363 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,459 You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right? 364 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,753 Because business is about relationships, 365 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,005 and the key to relationships is what, Darryl? 366 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,591 L... 367 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,009 - Loyalty. - Loyalty. 368 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,470 - Loyalty is exactly right. - Thank you. 369 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,014 - Yes. I mean, it is everything. 370 00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,767 Let's all ask ourselves, have we been faithful 371 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,560 in our relationships? - Mm. 372 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,396 - That's none of your damn business. 373 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,898 - Angela and her husband have always been faithful 374 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:20,276 to each other, right, Oscar? 375 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,862 - Yeah, I've met her husband, only briefly, 376 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,573 but I can't imagine Angela ever cheating on him. 377 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,784 - Wait. Is this about Bob and his secretary? 378 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,412 Because she was a liar, and he told me so. 379 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,289 - No, this is about Darryl and his loyalty 380 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,624 to this company. 381 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,252 - Yes, it is all about Darryl. 382 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:41,006 Darryl is "dating" Dunder Mifflin. 383 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,091 - Darryl is dating Val... 384 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,634 still. 385 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,679 - But he's flirting 386 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,473 with Jim's company on the side. 387 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,727 And we all know what flirting can lead to. 388 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,020 - Yep, getting your knees dirty 389 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,272 out back behind the Hometown Buffet. 390 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,357 - Oh, dude, I take my grandma there. 391 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,984 - Oh, Nellie is right. 392 00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,320 Flirting is so bad. 393 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,613 - I'm sorry. 394 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,948 Do I still need to be here? - Yes. 395 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,117 - I'm still having a bit of trouble 396 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,286 understanding the importance of loyalty. 397 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,954 So let's-- let's use an example. 398 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,247 Take Erin. 399 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:18,168 Erin's boyfriend, Andy, is away across the ocean. 400 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,462 - Yeah. - So is it all right 401 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:24,007 for her to flirt with Creed, for example? 402 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,592 - Let's try it out. 403 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,344 - No, let's--let's-- let's not say Creed. 404 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,137 Let's say Mr. X. 405 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,722 - Well, I think it would be immoral 406 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,307 for Erin to cheat on Andy. 407 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,184 - Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't you cheat on Andy? 408 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,478 - Yes. And he didn't like it. 409 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,064 - Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend, 410 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,400 or did Erin keep that from Mr. X? 411 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,070 - Okay, this is really hard to follow. 412 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,446 Can we just say Pete, 413 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:48,531 because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with? 414 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,116 - [clears throat] 415 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,582 - Ladies and gentlemen, the little ladybug ballerinas. 416 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,379 ["Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" plays] 417 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,172 ? ? 418 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,548 all: One, two, three. 419 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:08,343 [cell phone ringing] 420 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,096 - Really? - Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. 421 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,223 ballerinas: One, two, three. 422 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,432 - [whispering] Hello? 423 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,267 Yes, this is Pam Halpert. 424 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,019 I got the mural? Oh, my God! 425 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,562 all: Shh! 426 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,773 - [whispering] Um, I'm sorry. I have to go. 427 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,525 My daughter's a ladybug. 428 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,318 I know that doesn't make any sense. 429 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,945 Um, thank you, thank you. 430 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,279 - You're very rude. 431 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,906 - Yes, very rude. - [normal voice] Shh! 432 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,741 Kids are dancing. 433 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:36,162 ? ? 434 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,997 - Thank you so much for coming. 435 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,625 Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years 436 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,546 and years and years and years. 437 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,881 [chuckles] So should we go call Jim 438 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,092 and go tell him to go screw himself? 439 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,635 - Dwight, look, 440 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,971 I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? 441 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,098 Athlead is my future. 442 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,100 No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, 443 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,394 but if I can have fun at work, I want that. 444 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,104 - It can't be more fun than selling paper 445 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,189 and paper products. - It can. 446 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,067 - Are you pretending to be crazy, huh? 447 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,652 - Pete's younger and better-looking, 448 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,237 so I don't have a chance with him. 449 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,488 I'm Team Pete. 450 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,824 - Look, Andy may be older, 451 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,035 he may be less attractive, 452 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,078 he may be a bit of a yutz. 453 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,413 - But? 454 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,831 - That's all. 455 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,459 I'm just saying, he may be those things. 456 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,544 - As a man, I can't tell who's more attractive. 457 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,339 I can only tell which women are more attractive. 458 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,341 - Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla, 459 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,176 whereas Pete-- he's just one sick dude. 460 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,011 I mean, you know this guy 461 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,387 likes to get weird. - Phyllis. 462 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,389 - See, I just can't even tell who's more attractive. 463 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,016 They look exactly the same to me, 464 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,684 you know, on account of me being a man. 465 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,603 - I'm just gonna say this one more time. 466 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,396 Pete and I haven't done anything. 467 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,023 - It's true. - Yeah, right. 468 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,317 With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers. 469 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,985 - People, it's 2013. 470 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,446 Erin is a strong, independent woman. 471 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,907 Who says she has to end up with any man? 472 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,620 - I just think Pete's too short. 473 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,330 - Stanley, I'm 5'10". 474 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,998 - Aren't we all? 475 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:05,460 - Look, let's not forget, Andy is their boss. 476 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,795 He's our boss. 477 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,047 And if they choose to pursue this, 478 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,299 it could mean a whole lot of trouble 479 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,717 for all of us. 480 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,136 - What do you mean, all of us? 481 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,764 - Well, mainly, for whoever it was put them together 482 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,641 in the task force, which was Creed. 483 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,017 - N-- 484 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,602 I probably did say that. 485 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,854 - If this is what Erin wants, 486 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:28,274 I say let her pursue whatever pleasures present themselves. 487 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:31,361 I'm so sick of us thinking and thinking 488 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,614 and not listening to what our bodies are telling us to do. 489 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,534 - Can everyone please stop speaking for me? 490 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,994 Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. 491 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,788 And that's the end of it. Right, Pete? 492 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,373 - That is correct. 493 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,418 Come on, guys, where is this even coming from? 494 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,003 - Your feelings for Erin? 495 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:50,046 Probably your heart... 496 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,840 and a little bit your penis. 497 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:54,009 [all groan] 498 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,969 - Nellie, you have to shut down youth task force. 499 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,470 I'm not sure if you need 500 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,431 to start a new task force to do that, 501 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,599 but, please, just do whatever it takes. 502 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:05,645 - I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah. 503 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:08,523 Most relationships eventually die on their own, 504 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,693 but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. 505 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,695 You're welcome, Andy. 506 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,656 And you're welcome, my own ass. 507 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:20,493 - Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me. 508 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,120 - Peter, please, we completely understand 509 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,413 your concerns here. 510 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:24,998 Let us just show you the latest projections. 511 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,583 Jim? 512 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,376 - Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, 513 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,253 but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second. 514 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,921 So just hold on one s-- [cell phone vibrates] 515 00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,465 Oh, actually... 516 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,968 Uh, nope. That is my wife. 517 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:39,137 Again, he'll be calling in any second. 518 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,681 - Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. 519 00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:44,893 Cece did great, and I want to tell you something. 520 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,102 This is a huge deal. 521 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,355 The Irish-American Center is right downtown, 522 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,066 so this mural is gonna be seen by everybody, 523 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,984 not just the Irish... 524 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,070 who are great, by the way. 525 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,654 The Irish are great. 526 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,656 They have an amazing heritage-- [engine turning over] 527 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,408 [horn honks] Oh. 528 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,910 Sorry. 529 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:05,413 Rolling green hills, shamrocks--they've got it all. 530 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:10,794 Ballerina moms. 531 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,171 - Hey, boss, you got to jump on a delivery. 532 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,966 - I don't do that anymore. - That's what they told me. 533 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,928 - [sighs] 534 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,097 All right, let's get this over with. 535 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,515 - You looking for fun? 536 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,141 It just found you! 537 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,519 Whoo! [laughs] 538 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,106 [engine turning over] Here we go! Yeah! 539 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,862 - Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today, 540 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:42,534 but I will also be delivering you a big shipment of fun! 541 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:46,454 - ? Tonight ? 542 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,500 ? We are young ? - ? We are fun ? 543 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,294 If you type the word "fun" into the search bar, 544 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,088 this band comes up. 545 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,132 Guess what they're called. - fun. 546 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,508 - How did you know? 547 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,677 They're called fun. How fun is that? 548 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,012 You got to watch out, though. 549 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,430 Hit the wrong letter, 550 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,306 and you'll end up with something called "funk." 551 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,308 Ugh. Undanceable. 552 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,935 Ugh. 553 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,021 - How far is this place? [turns off radio] 554 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,106 - Uh, not far at all, 555 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,943 but I thought along the way, we could play some sports. 556 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,528 [chuckles] 557 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,113 - [sighs] Fun. 558 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,657 - Yeah, baby, that's the name of the game. 559 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,159 Whoo! 560 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,079 You know what? It's getting a little bright in here. 561 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,331 Can you just put your, uh, visor down? 562 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,003 What? No way, lottery scratchers! 563 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,546 This is insane. 564 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,798 - Pigskin Pick 4. 565 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,508 - That's football, right? 566 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,720 Oh, wow. This job is a sports lover's dream! 567 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:46,639 [laughs] Whoo. 568 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,893 - Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there. 569 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,228 - Oh, thank you. I don't know. I sort of thought I-- 570 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,813 - So proud of you, hon. 571 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,649 - Oh, I don't know. Okay. 572 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,109 - I'm just curious, though-- 573 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:00,195 what do you have against Pete and Erin? 574 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,238 - Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter 575 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,490 for the adoption agency, 576 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,700 and I-I just sort of felt I owed him one. 577 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,952 - Pete's a pretty cool guy, though, 578 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,206 and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. 579 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:14,751 He basically ignored her and left on a boat. 580 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,461 - I didn't really think about it like that. 581 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,129 - Yeah, well... 582 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:22,842 {\an8}not everybody has what we have. 583 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,762 {\an8}- "What we have"? - Mm-hmm. 584 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,223 - I just remembered... 585 00:22:28,306 --> 00:22:30,475 I kissed that man. 586 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,897 Oh, no. Oh, no. 587 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,608 - Yes. Fast food. 588 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:42,278 I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheesesteak any day. 589 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,072 - They have fast food in Philly. 590 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,449 - Not like this. - Exactly like this. 591 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,867 - And your milkshake. 592 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,703 - Thank you. - It's 30 degrees out. 593 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:51,287 You're drinking a milkshake? 594 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,789 - Nope. 595 00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:54,499 Fire in the hole! 596 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:56,584 [laughs] Oh, yeah! 597 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,337 Now, that's what working at a paper company's all about! 598 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,047 [keys jingle] Wait. What are you doing? 599 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,882 No, I need the k-- We have to go. 600 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:04,718 - You just threw a milkshake in a restaurant 601 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,761 where they make minimum wage. - It's a YouTube thing. 602 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,513 Let's go. Let's go. Come on, they're coming. 603 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,889 She's coming. - Hello. 604 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:12,017 Hello. I'm very sorry about what just happened. 605 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,393 - There's milkshake everywhere. 606 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,311 - Oh, my friend's gonna come in and clean it up. 607 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,147 - What? No, I'm not. 608 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,190 Absolute-- 609 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:22,110 Does no one here understand fun but me? 610 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,446 - Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital? 611 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:29,159 - Oh, I would love to, but I am swamped... 612 00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,493 with that. 613 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,828 - I'll watch it. 614 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,747 Let's get this over with. 615 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,415 - All right, you don't have to. 616 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:37,667 - Let's get this over with, Pam. 617 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,627 - Okay. 618 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,838 [applause] 619 00:23:41,963 --> 00:23:44,049 - Oh. - Wait. What? 620 00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:46,551 Excuse me. Sorry, I'm in a rush to get back to work. 621 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,636 Oh, no. 622 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:51,139 I took a phone call in the middle of taping, 623 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,433 and then when I went to turn it back on, 624 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:55,352 I must have turned it off. - User error. 625 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,936 I heard it happened to other people. 626 00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,271 - Oscar, don't rub it in. 627 00:23:58,355 --> 00:23:59,939 I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself 628 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,233 for choosing a phone call over her child. 629 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:04,861 - Well, it was an important phone call. 630 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,405 I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. 631 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,033 I want Jim to be the first to know. 632 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,951 Whenever I tell him good news, 633 00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,496 he's always like, "Beesly!" 634 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,456 I love that. 635 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,541 Only thing better than getting the job-- 636 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,752 "Beesly!" [chuckles] 637 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,176 - Hey. - Hello, Peter. 638 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:33,515 [copier lid closes, copier whirring] 639 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,404 - Why'd you throw a milkshake at me, man? 640 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,906 - I didn't throw a milkshake. I fired in the hole. 641 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:53,493 Besides, I bought it. I can do whatever I want with it, man. 642 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,787 - What he means is, can he help you clean it up now? 643 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:58,373 - No, that's not-- 644 00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,791 Okay. 645 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:06,715 - It barely even feels like a prank anymore. 646 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:07,966 - You missed a spot. 647 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,551 - Fire in the hole! 648 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,511 - Go, go, go, go! [tires screeching] 649 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,013 - Ha ha! 650 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:15,473 Yeah, joke's on you, buddy! 651 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:19,310 They make you come back and clean it up! 652 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,229 - I am sorry that that was so awkward 653 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,647 for you two in that meeting. 654 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,607 But I am going to have to reassemble 655 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,067 the youth task force. 656 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,611 - Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea. 657 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,406 - Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. 658 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:33,324 You have no choice in the matter, 659 00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,661 and everybody knows it. 660 00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,204 - Well, okay, then. 661 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:39,956 - I guess we don't have a choice. 662 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,249 - Nope. 663 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:42,584 - Yeah. - Yeah. 664 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,848 - Lady... 665 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,271 You never stop surprising me. 666 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,693 - [sighs] 667 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:10,528 [clears throat] 668 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:13,406 - What? What was that? 669 00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:16,409 Did I just hear you laughing with glee? 670 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:17,869 - No. 671 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:20,455 I was clearing my throat. 672 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:22,499 - [sighs] 673 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:23,708 I just don't understand. 674 00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:25,960 Today had all the elements of fun. 675 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:28,254 Large vehicle, check. Pointless mischief, check. 676 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:30,548 Paper distribution, check, check, check. 677 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:33,718 Slinging paper is not the high-octane thrill ride 678 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,553 of "The Fast and the Furious." 679 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,639 It is a slow, methodical series 680 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:40,475 of heart-thumping adventures, like "Star Trek." 681 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,769 Sure, I know, a lot of kids have posters 682 00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:44,562 of athletes on their walls. 683 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:48,316 Well, I have a poster on my wall turned around 684 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,776 so I can appreciate 685 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,654 the high-gloss, 80-bond poster paper. 686 00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,698 They tell me Kathy Ireland is on the other side, 687 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,366 and that's not as sexy to me. 688 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,243 We're living the dream! 689 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,912 And Darryl wants to live in a nightmare 690 00:27:01,037 --> 00:27:02,580 of sports marketing. 691 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,749 Some people just can't appreciate a good thing 692 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,710 when they have it. 693 00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:09,421 - Good night. - Night. 694 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:11,506 - Night. - Night, Creed. 695 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:20,932 [cell phone rings] 696 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,518 Hey. - Hey. 697 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,562 - So how's it going? 698 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,564 - We lost Bridgeport Capital. 699 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,107 I have no idea what happened. 700 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,359 It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it. 701 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:33,069 - I'm so sorry. 702 00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:35,238 - I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money. 703 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,949 We have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks. 704 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:39,701 - Oh. I'm sorry. 705 00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:42,203 I feel like you've already been working insanely hard. 706 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:45,540 - Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital? 707 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,335 I definitely could use a pick-me-up. 708 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:51,421 - Um, actually, funny story-- I didn't get it. 709 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,048 I shouldn't have been so cocky 710 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:55,258 about my rectangle-holding skills after all. 711 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,552 - You're not serious, are you? 712 00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,679 You didn't get any of the recital? 713 00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:01,639 - No, I got the teacher introducing them 714 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,475 and then the applause afterwards. 715 00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:05,101 But not so much of the middle part. 716 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:06,561 - Come on, Pam. 717 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,730 Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, 718 00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,607 and you swore that you knew how. 719 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,275 - Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. 720 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,652 I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it. 721 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,863 - Oh, great, so we'll see somebody else's kid 722 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,239 with Cece in the background? 723 00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:21,284 I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video. 724 00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,870 - Is there--um... [scoffs] 725 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,705 You want to ease up a little bit? 726 00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:27,707 - Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. 727 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,459 I mean, what do I do? It's gone. 728 00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,628 That moment's just gone. I missed it. 729 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,880 - I don't know, Jim--maybe you should have been there. 730 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,548 - You're not serious, right? 731 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:37,717 I mean, how is that fair? 732 00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:39,803 I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly. 733 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:41,262 You've agreed to this. 734 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:42,847 - You know what? 735 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,516 I don't think you want to start 736 00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,559 a conversation with me about what's fair, okay? 737 00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:48,728 This is way more intense than I ever-- 738 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,397 - Pam, I'm not explaining this to you-- 739 00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:52,107 Pam, I'm not going over this again. 740 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:54,109 I don't know how else-- - Jim, we--we need you. 741 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,111 - I don't know how else to tell you, okay? 742 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,154 I'm doing everything I can every week 743 00:28:58,238 --> 00:28:59,906 to bring home something... - I am--I am-- 744 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:01,658 - For our fam-- - I am trying to make 745 00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,159 everything perfect here, okay? 746 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:05,328 So that you can have everything that you want. 747 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:06,955 - I'm doing this just for me? 748 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:08,998 Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me? 749 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:12,752 If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night. 750 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:14,504 But you know what? I got to go. 751 00:29:14,629 --> 00:29:17,048 Okay? - Yep. 752 00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,092 - We'll talk tomorrow? 753 00:29:19,217 --> 00:29:22,512 - Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 754 00:29:22,637 --> 00:29:25,640 - All right. Great. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 755 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:28,268 - Bye. [sniffles] 756 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,657 [sniffles, cries] 757 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,492 - Hey, you okay? 758 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,122 - What am I doing wrong, Brian? 759 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:51,041 - Nothing. You're doing the best you can. 760 00:29:51,124 --> 00:29:53,084 - Brian. - Give her a minute. 761 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,295 Give her a minute. - [crying] 762 00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:01,968 - Hey, it's--it's just a tough situation, all right? 763 00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:04,346 - [sniffles] It's getting tougher. 764 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:07,432 I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard. 765 00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:08,892 - Yeah. 766 00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:11,603 Let's turn the cameras off. Seriously, guys. 767 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,521 Enough. Enough. 768 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:16,858 - Thank you. 769 00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:22,197 - Fire in the hole! 770 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,698 - [screams] 771 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:25,408 - Go, go, go, go! [tires screeching] 772 00:30:25,575 --> 00:30:29,037 [laughter] 773 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,414 - I nailed that guy, dude. - Oh, yeah. 774 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:33,792 - And replay. 775 00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:38,546 - Fire in the hole! - [screams] 776 00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:40,674 - Go, go, go, go! [tires screeching] 777 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:42,967 [laughter] - I nailed that guy, dude. 778 00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:44,719 - [sighs] 779 00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,222 I'm gonna miss the paper business. 780 00:30:47,272 --> 00:30:51,822 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0